I've been entering a weekly limerick for a "Limerick-off". This week's offering is found at http://www.madkane.com/humor_blog/2013/03/17/reading-limerick-off-monday/#comments.
The first line is provided for you and then you see what you can do to complete the poem. So far these are my two entrees:
A woman who wanted a raise
Made her case with some weak-kneed cliches.
Her boss, unimpressed,
Denied her request,
And now she works ALL holidays.
A woman was trying to read
Undeterred by a gushing nosebleed.
With a shiver, she said,
As the pages turned red,
"This story is gory, indeed!"
It's fun. Go to Mad's page and try it.